David. 21. Houston for now. Sour patch kids all day errday. Chronic procrastinator. Pack rat. Atychiphobic.

 

samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing

samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week